hey peeps.i noe its been like so long since i last updated.forgive me.

not really into the mood of typing out my whole week's story.so i'm juz gonna type sum interesting things i read in the magazines today.and if ur lucky, i will type in sum details out the past few days.

ok.so first up was this ad about this movie called SHE'S THE MAN starring amanda byes and channing tatum(ooooh...hottie alert!!) wad really caught my attention was the heading.a really long one in fact..."EVERYBODY HAS A SECRET...duke wants olivia who likes sebastion who is really viola whose brother is dating monique so she hates olivia who's with duke to make sebastian jealous who is really viola who's crushing on duke who thinks she's a guy..."
sheesh.talk about confusing teenage love stories.so here's the scoop.Viola(amanda) dresses up as her twin brothe sebastian.she fell in love with his roomate duke.duke likes this other girl olivia.monique is sebastin's girlfren.but doesnt noe tt it was viola.and i guess the reset is typical teenager stuff...

oooh.here comes myfavourite part of the magazine.if u had to choose...
- being a celeb everybody gossips about or being a celeb nobody talks about?
- going braless or going pantyless?
- dating adam brody or being friends with rachel bilson?
- having braces or wearing glasses?
do leave tags to say which u prefer.the answers we get are usually interesting...

i've been searching for looks for grad nite.and i've put this hair do on my list.its this scarlett johansson look.wavy, sleek, elegent thing.haha.and christina milian's make-up.which is basically shimmy-shimmy..yikes!its like so early man.i mean prelims are no where near and im thinking bout this.well.wad else can a girl really do rite

oh and i haf to sae i agree with fatin like FINALLY ..i do.i juz hafta say tt pete wentz is like so hooottt!!and so is GERARD WAY..he is like WAAAAYYY better than uhmm billie joe..haha.sooo sorry shermaine.at least i dun go for married men.haha.and thanx fatooney for the MCR poster.lke its sooo going everywhere in my room.haha.and hilary duff's face has a price tag - go figure!

lime mag featured quite a handful of items.firstly...MCFLY!!(or emcee fly as eugenia calls it..haha).all of them sooo hot.but obviously danny is like wayyy hotter than the rest.sory fatin.tom is cute.but danny is hot.harry is cute but dougie is hot.so u can haf tom and harry.and i take dougie and danny..mwahahahahaha.

they featured this wad if section as well..the pics were really interesting.for eaxamples, wad if
- eminem was asian
- mariah carey married eminem
- brad pitt had boobs
- angelina jolie was a desperate houswife
- zhang zhiyi was white
-50 cent was a drag queen
-britney and justin had gotten married.

they featured the idol wannabes fr campus superstar and of course singapore idol.interesting people we've got here in this supposedly sunny island called singapore.and there is this one competition i wld really like to join.i've talked to some ppl bout it.trying to find some ppl to form a group wif.the grand prize is $2000+++++++ in cash and vouchers.coolness huh?anyways.i wld really wanna join.dun hafta win.

and here it comes.the sex part.well nothing really "interesting" as guys call it.but juz some dumb stuff.its called unlawful conduct.here are some stupid laws in some coutries about sex.

-in HONG KONG, a btrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband but may only do so with her bare hands.the vixen however may be killed in any manner desired.
- under GUAM law, it is forbidden for virgins to marry so, young girls actually pay men whose main profession is to deflower them.the lucky sods.
- in SANTA CRUZ, BOLIVIA it is illegal for a men to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
- in NEWCASTLE, WYOMING, couples are banned from having se while standing in a store's walk-in meat freezer.Brrr....!
- in TEXAS, women are not allowed to own more than 6 sex toys.
-in FLORIDA, having sex with a procupine is illegal.Ouch!
- in IOWA, kisses can last no longer than 5 minutes and mostachioed men are forbidden to kiss women in public.
- in WILLOWDALE, OREGON, a man can be arrested for cursing during sex. so much for talking dirty.
- in ALEXANDRIA, MINNESOTA, no man is allowes to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions or sardines on his breath.the law mandates that he must brush his teeth first.

sheesh.talk about dumb laws.those were like from another planet man.
and here's another interesting part.its called ONE LUST THING.
Q. What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A. "how can u expect me to get hard so fast?i juz got laid a minute ago."

Q. What's the difference between a toad and a horny toad?
A. one goes "ribbit" the other goes "rub it".

Q. What do tight pants and cheap motel rooms haf in common?
A. no ballroom

Q. what's a zebra?
A. 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

Q. what's another name for pickled bread?
A. dill-dough

ok.im gonna take a break from typing.later i blog bout the week.i think.