to shaz : sorry i cldn't see my tagboard.but yes dear, we shall go out one day.haha

ok, so here is a little sumthing i read from LIME mag.pretty interesting stuff about sex..hmm..nothing horny.juz one word...OUCH!

eyes wide shut
a doctor was ouzzled by sx otherwise healthy patients who complained of a decrease in in vision in one eye. after carefully checking their medical history, he discovered that each patient had been engaging in rigorous sexual activity. apparently, screaming too loudly during orgasm can pop blood vessels in your eyes!

pole dancing
guys, your manhood isn't as unbreakable as you'd like to believe. ounding away like a jackhammer could snap Lucky Willy's inner chambers, releasing blood into surrounding areas and put a serious damper on your love life. one unlucky guy's girlfriend's awkward landing sent him sraight to the emergency room. he sued her for years f sexual dysfunction that resulted but lost the case. DUH.

rubber fetish
when a 27-year-old woman's cough and fever persisted for six months despite several courses of medication, a videobronchoscopy was done to investigate the medical mystery. the scope revealed an inverted bag-like structure in her chest cavity. she later confirmed she had actually inhaled a condom during fellatio. GULP!

blown apart
unless your lady friend is of the blow-up doll variety(what a loser!), never blow air into her private parts. Pneumoperitoneum or air-in-the-abdomen syndrome can be fatal.

oh, bummer!
your backdoor should only see traffic go one way - out. but that doesn't stop people from shoving the strangest things up their butt. doctors have removed foreign bodies including pen knife, a deoderant spray can, a plastic tumbler and a broomstick. someone even poured concrete down his butt, which had to be dilated to remove the hardened rectum-shaped mould!

hung up
autoerotic asphyxia, the practice of strangulation to enhance the pleasure of masturbation, claims the lives of up to 1000 men annually in the US. one guy, who used the hydolic shovels on his tractor to suspend himself, developed a romantic attatchment to his machine and even wrote poetry in its honour. unfortunately, the affair ended all too quicly when he accidentaly hung himself during an intimate moment.

ball park figure
a man who got his thrills from putting his prick on the canvas fan belt of a piece of machinery got his left nut torn off one day. instead of getting help, he closed the gaping wound himself with one-inch staple nails from an industrial staple gun. it took weeks of excrutiating painbefore he finally got round to visiting the hospital!

flower power
doctors were shocked when a man turned up at a hospital with blood dripping down his leg and a long-stemmed flower sticking out of his Johnson. the green-fingered patient had no problems getting the flower in but when he tried to remove it, the hook-like hairs on the stem dug into his urethra and ripped it to shreds.

doggie style
for a laugh, a policeman in Staffordshire wrapped a slice of bread around his penis. he just didn't count on fido taking a huge chunk out of it.the cop needed cosmetic surgery to restore the damage.

shoot me
to heighten his sexual pleasure, a 34-year-old new yorker injected a cocaine solution into his penis. three days later, he developed blood clots in various parts of his body, gangrene set in, he lost both his legs, nine fingers and his penis.

ok.i'm off to check out DSA applications.